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the roblox ceo saying that is an obvious slip, because while it’s definitely what he meant as someone who profits directly from unpaid child labour, he’s also not thinking that hard about how “all problems are actually opportunities” dialect goes over outside of a board meeting
[staring at the reporter and feeling my veins tighten as my anti-FUD anxiety response activates] actually, at our studio, we prefer to think of it as a child exploitation opportunity
PS2-era JRPGs where the dialogue portrait is wearing an expression of exquisitely wrought anguish, and then the character’s actual 3D model in the background is just
‘I sure do have a lot of free time on my hands. I should spend it wisely, perhaps developing one of the many creative endeavours I’ve been meaning to work on.’
The goblin that controls my brain: W. D. Gaster/Mystery Man as Geese Howard
i love explaining the etymology of the word “rickroll” because the story starts with “ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone’s posts that changed the word egg to duck”
A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.